Saturday, December 31, 2016

Trust Me... - And 2017 Season Reveal

Well, here we are at the end of the year. A time for celebrating, getting drunk, doing stupid things, and making promises we'll never actually keep.
And with the coming of the new year is a New Season of Captions. Starting on Saturday, January 7th, 2017, I will be posting a special caption every Saturday until March 25th. These captions will be tied to this Year's season of captions, which will focus in on the Panty Punishment Organization, and the artifact they have secured from Ancient Roman Catacombs. Do you side with the Organization and their unorthodox means of social equality, or do you seek their destruction. Cast your Vote, and have an effect on the outcome of this year's Season.
You Can Vote Using The Poll Widget Provided Beneath The Featured Post.
Voting Closes February 25th.

And now, for a caption about a closeted lesbian finally getting what she wanted.

Saturday, December 24, 2016

Christmas 2016

Merry Christmas everyone. such a wonderful time of year. families and friends getting together again and being with each other. Don't waste your Christmas on my website. that's why i'm posting this today and not tomorrow.

Friday, December 23, 2016

Pet Collar -- 25k

Hard to believe we've already hit 25,000 views. wouldn't be here without your continued support, so thank you. Now, enjoy this tale about pets, and their Mistress

Saturday, December 17, 2016

Do These Panties Make My Boobs Look Big?

The PPO has reappeared once again. their agents are numerous, and growing. it would seem the time has come for them to strike back at injustice.

Friday, December 16, 2016

Prisoner of War

You can't expect aliens to comply or understand the logistics of human respect. so instead you just have to put up with what they give you

Saturday, December 10, 2016

Hey, Babe

I Wanna know, do you guys like the living captions? Or are they too personal, since it plays on the reader.

Friday, December 2, 2016

Friday, November 25, 2016

Breathe in, Breathe Out

We all know cigarettes are bad, but more than a few would like to try this one.

Also, got a new, less crude, stamp

Sunday, November 20, 2016

Vacuum Formed

I always thought vacbeds were pretty kinky. Course, it's my kink. But this is interesting.

Saturday, November 19, 2016

Stow Away

Cutthroat pirates and sexy maidens. This is a story that could get interesting.

Saturday, November 12, 2016

A Refreshing Drink

It's getting hot in here, so hot, so take off all your clothes. Maybe a refreshing drink is what you need

Friday, November 11, 2016

Silver (Air) Lining (Caption Swap)

Hey everyone, this is my first caption swap. I'm doing it with Leslie Belle, so be sure to go check out Her Blog to see the caption I wrote her.

Saturday, November 5, 2016

The Market

Welcome to the market. Well, black market, and a very effective one at that.

Don't forget to rate. And you can always send ideas

Monday, October 31, 2016

Halloween Triple Treat

Trick or Treat, triple treat, give me something good to read, if you don't, I don't care, I'll find captions anywhere.

Saturday, October 29, 2016

Spiraling out of Control

Follow the spiral, it holds the secrets to joy and happiness. And also true ecstasy

Saturday, October 22, 2016


Man, with those cam-girls you really never know what you're getting yourself into

Requested by Nat

Saturday, October 15, 2016

Rewritten Part 2 of 2

To be rewritten for a greater being. What an interesting feeling that must be

Friday, October 14, 2016

Everybody loves a D. Va

Second Halloween caption. More to come. Sorry for the late update. Had a cavity.

Request by SeeU Honey

Rewritten Part 1 of 2

To have your body rewritten before your eyes. Must be confusing

Also, I've added a cute little Keira Caps Seal

Tuesday, October 11, 2016

Sexy Samus

Here's the first Halloween costume caption of the month

Double Take

You know, I realize models can be hard to come by. Buy maybe they should find a better method

Saturday, October 8, 2016

First Mate

The two things I love most about Steampunk, the clockwork, and the sexy kinky outfits

Saturday, October 1, 2016

Silver Slave

Do you swear devotion to the silver sirens? Not yet? You will.

Sunday, September 18, 2016

PPO Triple Treat

Here's my first triple treat. I'll Have more to come in the future.

Thursday, September 8, 2016

Bath Bombshell

I really love a nice warm bath. Don't you?

Sunday, September 4, 2016

Treacherous Surf

Well, summer's over, guess I wanted one last summer themed caption

Friday, September 2, 2016

No Going Back

Tough luck when you get wrapped up in the mafia's tight grip

Thursday, September 1, 2016

Pink Slip-Up

Those Japanese street races are intense. And there's always something at stake

Sunday, August 28, 2016

Call of the Wild

If you're honest with yourself, you have a wild side. We all do. They just manifest differently from person to person

Saturday, August 27, 2016


Balls are always so magical. Everybody seems to get what they're looking for. I know she did.

Friday, August 26, 2016

A Sinking Feeling

The Waters are treacherous and can lead to misfortune. But sometimes they bring wonderful gifts.

Thursday, August 25, 2016

New Rating Funtion

I've implemented a function to all of my posts. So if you go to the bottom of any post, there will be an option to rate things 1-5. I'd appreciate the insight, it would let me know what to make more of. Thanks in advance, and please keep showing your support.

Sunday, August 21, 2016

Lost in Lust

Would you like to be lost in lust? It cutoff easily be arranged.

Saturday, August 20, 2016

Otaku Lace

Got a treat for you. My good friend SeeU Honey wrote this caption herself.

Friday, August 19, 2016

Juicy Melons

With summer so close to an end, it's nice to have some wishful thinking.

Sunday, August 14, 2016

No Caption Today

Sorry there is no caption today. Things today were hectic, and I was never able to find the time. I'll make it up to you as soon as I can. Hang in there.

Saturday, August 13, 2016

Sweet Kiss

Their numbers grow. Have you seen any silver sirens at clubs?

Friday, August 12, 2016

Welcome to the Island

Please follow our tour guides, they'll be sure to take good care of you.

Thursday, August 11, 2016

The Water's Great

It's hot summer days like these that really make a dip in the pool that much more enjoyable

Throwback Thursday-100 Veiw Milestone

This is exciting. Yesterday we hit 100 views in a day. But more than that, we plowed through it, and got 190 views yesterday alone. That couldn't be possible without you guys, so thanks. To commemorate, here is a big throwback. I did some digging and found the first TG Caption I ever did, years ago, and have it here for you today.

Wednesday, August 10, 2016

Pink Sheets

The pink sheets have so much love to share. Won't you accept it?

When it Rains

It rains a lot where I live. Of course, I always remember my umbrella.

Tuesday, August 9, 2016

Free Samples

Nothing like a cup of coffee to wake you up in the morning. Eh, Starbucks?

Scarlet Panties

Yet another incident with the P.P.O. they seem to be getting more and more.

Monday, August 8, 2016

Reader Beware

Hey, baby. Got this new one just for you. I think you're really gonna like it.

Sunday, August 7, 2016

The Silver Lipstick

A kiss from thine lips brings the purest of bliss, my silver maiden.