Sunday, December 24, 2017

Christmas Wish Come True

Merry Christmas everyone!
Christmas is a time for family and friends. I won't be posting Christmas Day, so don't come here. spend your Christmas with friends and family, not on an NSFW website.

Friday, December 22, 2017

Sunday, December 10, 2017


So, this caption was written by my good friend, John. he's part of the caption committee
It was also a request from my DeviantArt

Requested by Shade-Guy

Sunday, December 3, 2017

December System

For the month of December, there will be no scheduled Captions. they could get posted any day of the week. the only exception is Christmas.

Friday, November 24, 2017

Friday, November 3, 2017

300k || GIF Triple Treat

As Promised, here is something to commemorate 300k. I wouldn't be here without you guys.
300k means 3 gif captions for you to enjoy.
And as always, remember that I love you guys.

Sunday, October 29, 2017

Saturday, October 28, 2017

Asleep in the Sand

Been WAY too long since we did a caption about The Island

Can you believe we've hit 300k? I owe it all to you guys. there will be something for it in the near future, so be looking out for that.

Look for a caption here on my blog this Halloween, Too

Saturday, October 21, 2017

Five Minutes to Spare || Caption Swap

Today we have a caption written by Page Yuri
To see the caption I wrote for her, go to her site at

Wanna do the next guest caption or swap, or just have an idea?
email me at

Friday, October 20, 2017

Bottoms Up

Here's the first gif I've done in a long time. it can be difficult to find a gif of the right size that also doesn't have too many layers to work with

Friday, October 13, 2017

Rocket Abduction || The Submissions

before we show the submissions, here's the original starter

FIRST is our submission from Erron Copper

SECOND is our submission from Jade Hades

Friday, October 6, 2017

The Unbreakable Doll

Remember, you can always send ideas, requests, or pictures to me with my email, or the contact form in the side bar.

Sunday, October 1, 2017

Rocket Abduction || Open Ended Event

It's been too long since my first Open Ended event, so here we are again.
How it works is simple. I've written this caption starter, and left it open in a way that anything can come out of it. simply write your ideas down, and send them to me in the comment section, or at my email;

All submissions will be put up on the blog Friday October 13th.

Saturday, September 16, 2017

Return Part 2 || Triple Treat

You thought I was done with just one triple treat? No, no, no. I was gone for too long, so you're getting 3 triple treats. 9 captions in 1 weekend.

Next up is a caption written by my good friend Joshua

And last but not least is a special idea I may or may not have snagged from Carly. check out her blog at

Friday, September 15, 2017

FINALLY BACK || Triple Treat

I'm so sorry for being gone so long. I know I promised that I'd be getting back to you weeks ago. Finding work is crazy difficult right now, and I finally stabilized myself enough that I can focus on this again. to make it up to you, I'm doing a Triple Treat.

To start this one off is a caption written by my good friend Erron. He agreed to help me get back on my feet and get these captions rolling again. This caption also kicks off a whole new series that will be focusing on the transformations of Video Game Characters. Where better to start than the 32 year old Italian himself.

Next up is everybody's (or at least my) favorite swordsman

And now I break the trend of Nintendo to make a little bit of room for Bethesda.

Saturday, August 12, 2017

Update on Absence

Hey, everyone, sorry I've not been posting. Saturday the 5th was my 1 year anniversary for the blog, and I was feeling terribly brain dead after everything going on in my life, and craziness with needing a new job. I decided that rather than make some special event for the 1 year, I would take a break.

I'll be back on Friday, August 18th with a Triple Treat.

Until then, I'm always taking requests at my email, love you all, and stay awesome.

P.S. we just hit 250k; keep up that awesome work, everyone.

Friday, July 28, 2017

The Librarian

Well, that was a good week of deadly sins, if you ask me. now we're back with our normal caps.

Remember, I take requests and ideas at:

or you can fill out the form in the side menu.

Thursday, July 27, 2017

Lust || 7 days of Captions || Day 7

As always, I save the best for last. Lust just seemed like the appropriate finish to the series.

An you bet I'll be right back tomorrow for your regularly scheduled captions

Wednesday, July 26, 2017

Monday, July 24, 2017

Wrath || 7 Days of Captions || Day 4

every now and then, I try to teach a valuable lesson in my captions. this one is simple, don't fuck with warlocks.

Sunday, July 23, 2017

Gluttony || 7 Days of Captions || Day 3

Not really much to say here. hope you're enjoying the week of captions as much as our friend here is enjoying her food.

Saturday, July 22, 2017

Envy || 7 Days of Captions || Day 2

every now and again, I put in some commentary. Figured I'd take a jab at girls' jeans. pieces of shit.

Friday, July 21, 2017

Sunday, July 9, 2017

Bimbo Vaccine

we have a guest caption today by Joshua Bourne. if you wanna have your guest caption featured, email me at

Saturday, July 8, 2017

Royal Obligations

medieval times were quite a challenge for everybody, and the price of failure was high for everyone.

Request by Erron Copper

Sunday, July 2, 2017

Saturday, June 24, 2017

200k Open Ended Event

hard to believe we're already at 200k views. because it wouldn't be possible without you guys, i want you guys to have a say in the next caption. this starter was written by my friend Blade.

Now it's time for you guys to come up with a title and ending to this caption. good luck and happy captioning

email your submissions to

all captions submitted will be shared on saturday July 1st

Saturday, June 17, 2017

Cam Girl

What do you guys think? Would I make a good cam girl? eh, probably not.

don't forget to send ideas to

Caption Committee

Saturday, June 10, 2017

Friday, June 2, 2017

Sculptor's Hands

been planning this one for a while. but never really got around to writing it.

Wanna do a collab, write a guest caption, or caption swap?  email me at

Sunday, May 28, 2017

Sexy Leggings

Trying this new irregular cropping. let me know what you think.

Requested by Anonymous

Friday, May 19, 2017

Healing Transformation

I started meditation and chakras and reiki a while ago, and didn't actually come up with this idea until I sat down to heal my chakras earlier this week.

Friday, May 12, 2017

100th Caption Triple Treat

Eight Months, 150k views, and 100 Captions (hoping my math is right, I can be such a bimbo sometimes). It's exciting to see this grow. so here they are. 98, 99, and 100.

Caption 1 & 2 were Caption Committee projects.

Thursday, May 4, 2017

May The 4th Be With You

I love Star Wars. I was raised on it. Well, happy May 4th, and may the force be with you. may the force be with us all.

Sunday, April 16, 2017

Happy Easter

Yeah, yeah. I know I shouldn't appropriate Christian holidays for something like this. but I look for every excuse to write a caption. That aside, enjoy the caption, and Happy Easter.

Friday, April 14, 2017

At Her Mercy

Some of those ultra real dolls are pretty awesome. wish I could afford one. unfortunately, College student budget.

Caption Committee Project

Friday, April 7, 2017

Day #12

hey, here's a caption I wrote for Carly's TG Captions a long while back, as part of a caption swap. go check her out to see all of her awesome work.

Saturday, March 25, 2017

Season 1; Episode 11: Finale

End of the season has come. so here's a caption to help give sight into what is to come, now that the PPO has proliferated. This is just a start. expect many more PPO captions in the near future.

idea by Joshua Bourne