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Sign Twirling - And an Announcement

Well, Look at that Number. 80,000 views. we're in the homestretch of that 100k views. What does that mean? well, it means that I have a treat in store for you. 

Starting Today, there will be a caption Almost Every Day at 3pm EST.

This will continue until i hit the 100k mark, which will be commemorated with a 
6 PART CAPTION STORY.

that's a lot of captions in not a lot of time. hold onto your hats and glasses, because we have some fun ahead.

Now, Enjoy this caption that teaches a valuable lesson about paying your bills

Model: Daria Shy

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Barbie Doll

 Eh, topical or whatever. It was actually a Committee member's Idea Model:  FirstBornUnicorn Sam was visiting the metaphysical shop he visited every weekend when he stumbled across an old barbie doll someone had left for sale there. It looked pristine, like new, so he was confused why it was there. He thought it might be a good gift for his niece, who’s birthday was just around the corner, so he figured while he was picking up his usual incense and wax. When he got home he put the barbie on his table to deal with later, and lit himself some lavender to take a nap with. The doll however, was cursed. The strong magic seeped into the burning incense and into the smoke that came off it. The smoke that Sam breathed in while he slept. It didn’t take long for the magic to start affecting him, changing his body to unnatural proportions. The wasp waist, slender figure, even his arms slimming down so quickly. Rather than a subtle ballooning, his chest burst out suddenly as if it was br

Wish Come True?

I always loved happy endings. Source:  Milk My wish had been simple. I simple wanted this girl, Melody, at my school to like me. She had turned me down, gently, on multiple occasions. I just didn’t know why. So, I took the effort to go meet the Wish Witch. I figured it’d be simple. What I wasn’t prepared for was the riddle she gave me.  A Spider! How could I have gotten the riddle wrong. It was so simple. The witch still promised to fulfill my wish, but twisted. What I hadn’t known was that Melody was a lesbian. So the witch transformed me into this girl you see now. Well, kinda. I looked different when she transformed me. That day I went and asked Melody out on a date, and she agreed. Well, she took me to this party and what I didn’t originally intend on doing was having a few drinks. Ok, maybe more than a few. The party was fun and she was really coming onto me, so I went with it. But after that everything was a blur. Now, I’ve woken up the next morning. My hair had been