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An Explanation

 Hello all my lovelies. I'm sure you have a ton of questions about where I've been since vanishing almost a year ago, and how spotty I've been lately. I found out recently that I suffer from non-bipolar manic episodes, which can lead to me getting in really bad bouts of doing a million things and disregarding other responsibilities. That combined with complicated living situations (See US housing market) have kept me constantly on my toes with little time to dedicate to my captions. 

That's not to say I've forgotten, but I can finally set aside proper time to creating captions that both give me pride as well as give all of you entertainment, dysmorphia relief, or uh, sexual fantasy fulfillment?

That all being said, what I really would love to see is any ideas from all of you. anything to help me get my ball rolling again would be appreciated. you know you can ALWAYS email me at

  keiras.tg.captions@gmail.com

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