here's a firsthand look at the classroom curriculum
Model: Juli Lollipop
Good morning, class. I hope you all remembered to bring your dildos back today, since it is time to turn them back in. Don’t worry, you won’t be needing those 9 inchers any more.
I would like to mention that some of you did not do as well on the virus and bacteria assessment that you all took last week. This means that those of you who fall under that category, you will need to redeem yourself by doing extra well on the final exam.
Now, the final exam will be easy for some, and difficult for others, but you all must pass it to move on to the next class. In this box here, i have an 18 inch dildo for each of you. You will use this to practice with, as your final exam will require you to deep throat the entire dildo for at least 15 seconds. Those who can go for 30 seconds or more will be considered for advanced placement in Health 201, skipping health 102. Now, if nobody has any questions, we can get started with today’s lesson on the reproductive system and protection during sex. Next week’s lesson will be on various positions, so be sure to be ready for a more hands-on classroom experience those days.
I am feeling the urge to go back to school! Well done. :)
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